Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows Video

Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night.

I think this is? ...
I think this is? probably my favourite Onion segment.

Stalking is such an ...
Stalking is such an angry term...I prefer? "Intensively admiring."

I love women. ...
I love women. They're? grrrrrrrreeaat!

Lol?
Lol?

Who else got a ...
Who else got a streak on The Onion ??

XD. Have the? same ...
XD. Have the? same camera :)

you're? an idiot
you're? an idiot

no s**t,? sherlock
no s**t,? sherlock

Pause at? 1:22.
Pause at? 1:22.

This would have ...
This would have been? great if the title haven't spoiled it.

This is one of? my ...
This is one of? my favorites!! :)

LMAO!! 1:51?
LMAO!! 1:51?

That was? f**ked...
That was? f**ked...

these? women are ...
these? women are just stupid...

lol stalker much?
lol stalker much?

Love the onion... ...
Love the onion... but? this one not so much... Title is too spoilery and the content can't support itself.

"... and good luck ...
"... and good luck to all? you woman out there" lol multiple meanings win!

you think? the news ...
you think? the news station is called "The Onion".? that should've been obvious

lol @ 1:22 you can ...
lol @ 1:22 you can see him holding the? camera in the mirror of his car.

Can u please say ...
Can u please say that in English? I dont speak Russian very well?

aaaand GOOOOD luck ...
aaaand GOOOOD luck to all you women out? there...

another? classic
another? classic

omg? omg omg omg ...
omg? omg omg omg omg, sooo funny hahahaha :D

wow, i think? that ...
wow, i think? that guy may be stalking her

hot tears on your ...
hot tears on your neck ?

Ugly balding mouth ...
Ugly balding mouth breathing? husband lol

Hello, I will show ...
Hello, I will show you how I generatetons of? cash making youtube videos. Find some royalty free music, backgrounds or sounds. Upload all the stuff somewhere. Then sign up with bee4biz (you can simply Google it) and use them to protect your download link. Make videos advertising your royalty free download and post protected download link in description. bee4biz pays when people complete a free survey to unlock your download link. They pay well and they pay weekly.

LOL!!!i think? its ...
LOL!!!i think? its fake :))

hot? tears on your ...
hot? tears on your neck

they should have ...
they should have left off stalker in the title,? then this would be gold cuz it would fool some people at first

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